OK, I know there's zero chance that Artie would sleep with Tabitha Stevens since she's married now, even if her husband says that it's ok, but even if she weren't, he wouldn't go through with it. Why is he always so full of hot air when he's flirting with hot chicks saying that he wants to do them? Does he have issues with sex? Does he have problems performing with his weight? I just get sick of his antics when he has no intention of ever going through with anything. Someday I'd just like to hear that he left with a chick and know that I'm going to get a good story the next morning.