Beetlejuice (real name: Lester Green) is a microcephalic dwarf who has appeared in porno, feature films, and recorded music.

He is known to make outrageous claims (ie, that he is 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) in height) which are rarely consistent. In a 2006 show, Green admitted to taking Paxil and smoking pot to alleviate depression.