Someone in the New York area needs to go scope out Gary The Retard getting lap dances at Rick's Cabaret tonight. It's going to be a riot with Ricky Man (Ronnie Mund) trying to babysit Gary with the strippers. Gary will probably jizz in his pants when the first girl comes within three feet of him, and Ronnie will need to clean him up. Maybe Gary has a handler. If not, Ronnie is going to have one pain in the ass on his hands. I cannot wait to hear about it on Monday. For once, this is going to be a good Howard TV episode, too.