The interview with Prinzzess and Erica Ellyson goes to show that beautiful Penthouse Pets should not open their mouths. I saw a picture of Artie with those girls in Vegas, and they looked perfectly fine. But today, hearing them with absolutely terrible grammar and annoying drawls, I feel bad for Artie that he didn't get anything from them in Vegas. If he can't get stupid girls like this to put out, he really needs help. I don't think it helps that Howard had to intervene so much, negotiating David Letterman tickets for sex. That's why Artie freaked out and took the Subutex.