Howard Stern loves to preach to people who have hemorrhoids. Don't sit on the bowl too long. Don't push too hard. Don't wipe too much. Eat plain shredded wheat. (Raisin bran isn't good enough.)

His description of his anal fissure was so funny, though. Picture Howard with his finger going up his ass with his underwear in between.

Sal Governale must have been creaming in his pants that his hero Howard was giving him advice on his bathroom habits. He should do that hemorrhoid surgery and tape it for Howard TV.