Howard Stern seems to look for any excuse to make himself crazy. Now he claims to be upset because he heard that his mother used a flashlight in his ass to look for pinworms. He's even talking to his shrink about it because he thinks she should have taken him to the doctor instead. Thankfully, Robin Quivers and Fred Norris disagreed with him, but he won't change his mind. Maybe it's just for the air, but it's probably hard on his parents always getting scrutinized.