Howard Stern started the show talking about how his fiancee Beth Ostrosky is in Los Angeles. He decided to watch a porn with Gina Lynn, but it ended up being an interactive DVD. Ronnie Mund came in and said that the other DVD was a regular porn movie.

Benjy Bronk was putting his contacts in in the studio so Howard yelled at him.

Howard brought up the Artie Lange fight, and Artie admitted that he was mad at Teddy for borrowing money from him, and then going to Amsterdam without paying anything back to him.

Everyone guess how much Robin Quivers' "Batman" dress cost that she wore on the talk shows. It was $265.

Howard played a game where everyone rated various crazy things Robin has done in the past. The craziest were flying to LA for the EECP machine and the coffee enema.

Artie hasn't stopped eating although he said that he would one have one cupcake today. He talked about being in a hotel recently where he clogged up the toilet and had to call the maintenance guy.

Mark Harris visited with the little kid from The Omen. Mark wasn't very chipper and said that he's had two heart attacks. Howard said that he's heavy. They were in talking about an arrangement they've made to make a horror movie. Mark said that he only has about $100,000 from Martha Raye's money left.

Stone Temple Pilots singer Scott Weiland called in. He talked about being in Velvet Revolver which has since split up and he's glad to be back with STP. They are touring next month.

Howard talked about George Bush being the worst president since Gallup polls began. Scott DePace came in and said that things are much better now than they were under Carter.

Gary Dell'Abate talked about how he went to the Grand Canyon over break, and he was unsure what he had to tip everyone.

Nick Dipaolo visited and promoted a web show that Artie is going to appear on. Nick talked about going to Afghanistan with Artie.

The new Miss Howard TV came in. She's a Jewish girl from Southern California. She said that she's in the Howard TV bowling special, too.

Jeff The Drunk called in to talk about Big Brother, and a guy said that Mary McCormack is hot in her new show.