Howard Stern opened the show talking about how he's obsessed with the black and white relationship of Heidi Klum and Seal and their black baby.

Howard talked about K-Rock having lost 2/3 of their income since Howard left.

Richard Christy talked about getting drunk while watching the Kansas game. Artie bet on the game, and his new bookie owes him money now.

Howard said that he hasn't thought about other girls while being with Beth Ostrosky, but he fantasizes about a girl he was with where he was so turned on that he lasted a second. Artie said that would happen to him with the newest Miss Howard TV.

Melrose Larry Green called in and said that Artie did a good job at his gig in Los Angeles. Howard started talking about Jillian Barbarie and how she's still bringing Howard up on her show. She said that he's the one obsession she can't get over. Howard said that he should have banged her, but he had just started dating Beth.

Eric The Midget called in to talk about going to a Diana DeGarmo charity event. Artie said that he may have seen Kendra at Jimmy Kimmel, but Eric said it probably wasn't her.

Comedian Katt Williams came in and talked about his bling and how he hasn't had a white woman in ten years. He talked about working with Eddie Murphy in some upcoming movies. He was promoting his DVD.

talked about how he got a prostate exam once after going to the bathroom and not wiping because there was no toilet paper at his job. Sal Governale came in and said that he peed once during a prostate exam.

Howard played clips from John The Stutterer's political show last night.

A guy named Richard, who is covered in hairy birthmarks, came in because he can't get a girl. Artie said that he'd take him to Vegas and hire a hooker to be his girlfriend for the weekend. Howard said that he'd keep his eyes open for girls who would date him for real.

Sal tested out a product called Just-a-Drop which is supposed to neutralize the smell of shit in a toilet. He claimed that it worked, and Lisa G verified it.

Shuli Egar was filling in for Steve Langford who was out on assignment. He reported that Bigfoot can't leave the mental hospital because his mother won't take him in.