Howard Stern opened the show playing a shout-out to the Stern Show from David Letterman on the top-ten list.

Howard talked about getting angry with Ralph Cirella yesterday after he was late to bring over clothes for Howard to try on. Howard was on an important conference call with fiancee Beth Ostrosky from Los Angeles when Ralph finally came. Howard said that he only needs to see Ralph one hour a week, and he screws that up.

Howard took a call from a guy who watcedh the Artie Lange fight replay and said that his use of the word "fag" is insulting to George Takei. Artie said that he uses fag a lot and he doesn't do it to be anti-gay.

Bobo called in and told Artie that he should get a "system," aka toupee. He talked about how good his "system" is.

Howard and Artie talked about how fat Jason Kaplan has gotten. Howard told Artie that he's going to teach him chess the next time they get together socially.

Lisa G reported on how she accompanied Robin Quivers to her talk show appearances. Lisa brought up how Robin told one of the shows that her on-air personality is a character she's created. Everyone debated that.

Richard Christy talked about how he was denied entry into the Harold and Kumar premiere even though he's in it. He flew out to Los Angeles for it and was denied entry because he didn't speak to the right people.

Sal Governale talked about going to a seder for Passover and he made a faux pas joking that he was a Jew for Jesus.

Scott Salem's cousin Michael called in to defend Scott because everyone makes fun of him. Howard said that he and Scott have the same personality.

Colin Quinn came in and talked about not being able to go to the Middle East with Artie because he's banned from the USO for making inappropriate Muslim jokes during one of his tours. Colin talked about seeing Jim Florentine's balls. Colin said that he used to take out his penis when he was doing MTV's Remote Control and show it to Kari Wuhrer, but they never had sex. Colin said that Kari was in "Anaconda". Colin didn't think the Artie meltdown was that big a deal, and he wasn't very successful at the fat camp that he invited Artie to.

Howard read a terrible review of Stuttering John's new movie "One, Two, Many." He played clips of Gary Garver at the premiere. He interviewed Jay Leno who fought back when questioned about saying that Stern was popular in the 90's. Gary Dell'Abate said that may come in in a couple of weeks.

Boxer Smokin' Joe Frazier came in using a walker and sang "Mustang Sally." He said that he's singing now and lives in Pennsylvania. He talked about having a huge family, and how he has a girlfriend now.