Howard Stern opened the show talking about Gary The Retard coming in to celebrate his birthday. Howard talked about the bit they planned, called Garypalooza, which would consist of a fake Angelina Jolie (Will Murray), Don Imus (Fred Norris), Abraham Lincoln (Sal Governale), the doctor who delivered him (Richard Christy), and Adolf Hitler (Richard). Also, Howard explained how they were going to send Gary up to the moon in a spaceship they built.

George Takei said that he was on Conan O'Brien last night. Howard played some clips of the appearance. George talked about how he got connected to the Stern Show and William Shatner. George said that he has to go back to LA tonight because he was called to be in Adam Sandler's new film "You Don't Mess with the Zohan." He's leaving his partner Brad Altman in New York for one night because Brad's going to see Patrick Stewart in MacBeth with Pam Sabean, Tim Sabean's wife. George didn't know anything about the film, but Gary looked it up, and it's about a Mossad agent who goes to New York to be a hairdresser.

Eric The Midget called in to say that his modeling agency is going to begin soon. called and pretended to be a stripper named Candy.

Wolfie called in to say that Sirius has a channel dedicated to the new REM album, Accelerate. Howard played a game with Wolfie to identify an actor who was singing on an album. It ended up being Steven Seagal and the album is Mojo Priest.

Lisa G said that she got to speak to Conan O'Brien last night and told him about Howard's feud with Jay Leno and Stuttering John Melendez. Howard corrected her saying that it's Leno he doesn't like, and he played her clip of the interview. Lisa found out some details of Howard and Beth Ostrosky's wedding, which will probably be just the two of them for the ceremony and separate parties for family and friends, which Robin found strange.

Artie was eating crumb cake which ended up being 500-and-some caleries.

Garypalooza began, but Gary didn't like any of the guests like Hitler, Lincoln, or Angelina Jolie. He was afraid when he went to the moon too. It was a bust. He really just wanted Miss . Ronnie Mund said that he's going to take him to Rick's Cabaret tonight.

Howard went over various things like more clips of Jillian Barberie gushing over him and wrestler Ric Flair being emotional when he got the key to Columbia, SC. George said that he got the key to Chattanooga, TN, and Howard Las Vegas. Howard played Jenny McCarthy saying "bullshit" on Larry King talking about autism. Howard wished the girl who sat in the tickle chair would come back.

talked about his recent birthday where he followed his tradition of eating Papa John's pizza and watching Halloween 1 & 3.

Howard briefly mentioned that Benjy Bronk has gotten his attention by brushing his teeth in the hall. Benjy said that wasn't his intention.

Howard played some prank calls of Riley Martin yelling at Shuli Egar, and some old ones that Artie requested.

Howard played voice mail of Crazy Alice worried about Artie Lange going to Iraq, and the second one was that she was upset that Artie had to do the "fag" PSA. Alice got on the phone and said that she had a gay brother that was mean to her. George tried to explain that not all gay people are like that.

Mike Walker played the gossip game, and Fred won. One of the stories was Britney Spears having a smelly vagina.

Neil Berliner called to tell his side of the story about why Artie hasn't gotten paid for his gig in Miami. Neil said he was just a volunteer for the organization, and he doesn't have anything to do with the money.

Howard played some PSA's that Artie recorded for 's Human Rights Campaign where he apologized for offending gay people. Howard didn't like any of them. High Pitch Mike came in and started saying that Artie wasn't sincere. Gary Dell'Abate came in and yelled at Mike blaming him for getting Artie disassociated from LIFEbeat. Mike mentioned that Artie's girlfriend works downstairs at Del Frisco's and she's a gold digger.

Robin said that she's doing the "Mike and Juliet" show tomorrow to promote her charity Girls Night Out and she's doing the View in a little over a week.

Everyone thanked George for coming in this week.