Howard Stern opened the show playing a clip of "30 Rock" with a shout-out to the Stern Show.

Howard talked about jerking off to the interactive Gina Lynn DVD.

Howard played a new Hate Man message.

Artie Lange talked about hearing from Dana Sironi after his meltdown. Artie talked about needing Teddy yesterday because David Letterman called him to come on the show, but he slept through it.

Howard gave Mike Gange a hard time for using his voice for voiceovers on Howard TV.

Howard said that he went out to dinner with Mary McCormack last night.

Howard made fun of JD Harmeyer for having a blog. Howard played clips of JD interviewing celebrities.

Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger called in and talked about Spitzer and John McCain.

Howard talked to Bobo about his fake hair "system."

A guy from FHM online called in to talk about the top 100 hottest chick list.

There was an argument between Richard Christy and Ronnie Mund over Ronnie once saying that he likes ass play with dildos.

Steve Langford reported that Kenneth Keith Kallenbach died of pneumonia. He was broken up.

Greg Fitzsimmons came in and said that Kallenbach's death wasn't a big deal...that's what wack packers do.

Mike Walker calle din for the Gossip Game. No one won.