Howard Stern opened the show saying that tomorrow he's holding a celebrity-fan trivia contest tomorrow between Jimmy Kimmel, Jeff Probst, and Jerry O'Connell.

Howard mentioned that Whoopie Goldberg sent him flowers but he's not sure if she was sincere.

Howard played clips of Bill O'Reilly losing it when he used to be on Inside Edition.

Howard told Artie Lange that his black eye is worse than last week. Artie said that his mother saw it but she didn't cry. He said that the worst state he's been in with his mother was when he overdosed. He recalled how a black woman read the bible to him and told him that Jesus doesn't want him taking drugs. Artie talked about his catheter.

Sal Governale talked about his weekend with Killers of Comedy. He had to sleep in the same room as Beetlejuice and said that Richard Christy stepped in pee on the airplane because he went to the bathroom in his socks.

Howard talked about Richard being on CW 11 with the Bowling Beauties.

Dee Snider called in to promote a charity. He said that Fred Norris is participating in a charity motorcycle ride with him. He talked about his son Jesse losing on Rock the Cradle. Dee talked about getting a vasectomy and encouraged Howard to get one.

Howard had a couple of the Bowling Beauties come in.

Lisa Lampanelli visited and talked about losing out to the Flight of the Conchords for the Grammy. She's in the process of losing weight and is going to a fat camp.

Howard talked about attending the Rainforest Concert where Sting and his hot daughter performed. He left early, though.

Howard talked to Gary Dell'Abate about the music he might have at his wedding. He wanted Gary to call Beth to ask her about it.

Robin reported that William Shatner has written an autobiography, and Howard said that he's coming in later this week.