One of the biggest reasons I love the Howard Stern Show is because of its namesake Howard Stern, the radio personality. He's intelligent, articulate, entertaining, and funny, but good-looking he is not. If Howard were a TV personality rather than a radio guy, I'm not sure I'd be as big a follower as I am of the radio show. Why? Simply because he's hard on the eyes. Yep, that's right; he's butt ugly.
So when he was complaining this morning on the show about being front and center in the Daily News article entitled "When she's hot & he's not there's better shot at happiness," I wanted to just tell him, "But you are ugly, Howard." Unlike his staff, loyal followers like Jessica Hahn, and his neighbor Regis Philbin who all commented one way or another today, I have no vested interest in helping out Howard's self-esteem. It's simple. When I see Howard on television, I've been known to tell anyone who's listening that Howard is just repulsive to look at. Fortunately, it keeps him human.
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Well...hang on. No, he's NOT a 'good looking' guy, but he's not 'ugly'. You're being a bit biased by posting a HORRIBLE picture of him.
My wife says he's 'ugly' too...but, I think that's just because he's got a smoking hot girlfriend.
Of course his staff is going to soften the blow for him...just like when a guy tells his girl her pussy doesn't stink or her butt doesn't look fat in 'those' jeans. What's he supposed to say? Guess what?
Being a straight male...I consider Howard to be an average Joe...nothing special, nothing awful, like most of the male population on this planet.
You two need to be educated. Howard's face looks like a bagful of smashed assholes.
Don't believe me? Look above at the top of this page.
Oh, I got it! You two are fugly and can't tell the difference between ugly or not ugly. Is that it?
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I absolutely agree. Howard is humbled a bit by his looks, and he certainly needs that. Even two bouts of plastic surgery couldn't fix him...and I'm glad. I don't think he would be the same person if he were Hollywood gorgeous.
As for Beth, I think she genuinely loves him. She's obviously a nurturer...she wants to love and fix what's broken. Look at her work with North Shore. Is there a sadder, more broken down puppy dog than Howard Stern? They're perfect together!
The two of them are butt ugly but that's not the point. He's an entertainer that's been highly successful but his personal life is like his living on a powder keg. He knows that the moment Beth has her wedding ring on her finger, he's fucked and he'll be cursed to listen to her drivel for the rest of his life.
If he thought he gave too much money away to Wife #1, Alison, wait till he sees what he's going to have to pay to get out of this marriage. Once married, Beth will make sure he pays for all the years he made her wait and that "sweet disposition" will turn into the disposition of a witch. His not wanting babies will be #1 on her Why I hate Howard list.
Already, I noted he's made two negative cracks about Beth so he's already withdrawing.
Let's face it, this marriage was just a publicity stunt and it was never going to happen. Howard has too many high-priced lawyers advising him of what marriage followed by divorce is going to cost him.
His "engagement" was to relieve any misapprehensions in Beth's parents' minds, but, like Nicole Brown Simpson family, they became quite ready to sell their daughter for the right price.
By the way, Howard's face looks like a bagful of smashed assholes.
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A bagful of smashed assholes? Thanks for the visual!
So, you're saying that the wedding is not going to happen? I definitely agree that Howard knows he doesn't really want to get married, but I think he's in too deep to turn back now. It will be a major public embarrassment if he doesn't go through with it.
You're right that it's not going to end well. I agree that Howard is already cooling off to Beth. Beth will change drastically after she has what she wants. She seems to be all too good at manipulating men by being the nice girl. That will soon change after the wedding, and hopefully the misery makes it to the radio. They sure as hell need to liven the show up a bit.
Indeed, I did use the expression, Howard's face looks like a "bagful of smashed assholes" and I'm glad you appreciated the visual.
Beth is your very average 35-year-old woman with average aspirations. Nothing wrong with that but these two very different people with two vastly mismatched fortunes are not mind melded in the least.
His giving her an "engagement ring" satisfied her misapprehensions that she was to forever be one of the articles in his apt. like the bidet, the Engagement Chicken or the wide-screen TV.
Had he waited to find someone of his own level intellectually and seen what's available in L. A. for good looking women, he would have been married by now.
Someone college-educated with a powerful career of their own and some sophistication seemed to me to be more of his taste and worthy of his pocket book. I'm sure Melania Trump doesn't gush about her years in high school when asked. Christ, Beth talks about him like she's dating a football player in high school. Imagine listening to that prattle which can only be stopped by getting her to use her mouth to either eat or something else.
She knows all the other old men who marry young women have babies with them and she must be really seething inside that Howard is depriving her of this normal drive. Her laughing about it, "it's all about Howard" makes it look like it doesn't seem to faze her that she's treated like a nobody.
If this marriage ever comes off, I'm gonna enjoy watching Beth morph into Howard's mother right in front of his eyes, no sex, complaining and interferring with everything he wants to do. The biggest and best payback to Howard is for her to gain 50 lbs. right after the wedding.
To get out of that situation, will cost him blood money and lots of good stuff for us to read in the National Enquirer. By the way, what has the National Enquirer got on Howard that he can't refuse to put on that bore Mike Walker?
Any child of Howard and Beth will bind him to pay for their keep for 18 years but he will be bound to Beth for life, like it or not, married or not. I wonder if she's smart enough to have her divorce lawyer already on call as I'm sure as has Howard.
The longer Howard stays with her as a live in will cost him more when he decides to split. I'm sure his attorneys have warned him of this.
His daughter in the yellow dress looks so much like his wife, Alison.
Howard would be a nice looking man if he dressed the part of his own age group, that of a middle-aged gentleman.
Adopting the tousled hair and teen clothes prescribed by his major domo and professional asshole, Ralph is a big mistake.
Ralph has no taste yet seems to have convinced his benefactor that he still can get away with dressing and grooming as though he were a boy of 19. Sadly, Howard's face gives the whole game away and we see a desperate man clinging to the memories of his youth with the wardrobe and haircut of thirty-five year's ago.
Warning to you all. When you make your first half a billion, don't let any hanger on convince you that you appear to be a Greek god when you're obviously long past it as a physically attractive man.
You've got to be kidding! "They look perfect together"?
He is just dressing terribly and this is because he's chosen to allow Ralph to dress him and we all know Ralph is his lady's maid and all around trouble maker. If Howard would get out of that very dated hair do and go for an older man's hair cut, he'd look like you'd expect an aging man to look, fading but normal. He's just not making the Rock God image. He's too old and when he's with Beth, it looks like a kidnapping in progress.
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He was adorable in the 1980's. Just saying. The more heavy metal he tries to look, the more odd it comes off.
"Barrrrump bum bum." --Scrooged
Howard has become an embarrassment to his fans who once appreciated his avant garde style of show. Now, he's a diminishing old crow dressing funny to desperately look as young as Beth, the mare whose face looks like it was clamped in a vertical vice.
When you boil the show down it's nothing more than Queen Howard encouraging those around him to come off badly. Once you're into the gag, it's just watching and listening to a sad piece of torture.
Howard's possession, Beth, is part of the King Howard parade and whose job it is to strut her stuff for his audience to slurp over. Little does he seem to be aware that he chose her at a bad time when he didn't know he could do better. Perhaps he does but is too proud to admit he's made a big mistake. Besides, she's fast approaching 40.
As to divvying up the marital properties, he's got that all taken care of and has been arranged long before he ever talked of marriage. I'm sure he has well-paid lawyers to plot in his favor for any upcoming divorce(s) he gets involved with. He can well afford to pay Beth the a few million dollars in pocket change for her done services.
Unlike his divorce from Alison, Beth has done nothing to help him build an empire and or raise a family but if Beth damages a condom after he's bolted down tightly in a marriage, she'll be tied to him like a lead weight around his neck even when he's married to the next wife, or the one after that whoever these broads might be.
Beth Maples, is without the looks, talent or personality. Remember Marla Maples? That's how you're gonna remember Beth Who?
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I was watching the episode of Eric and his "girlfriend" on the webcam and how Howard thought it was impossible for Eric to get someone that hot.(Well, lets be honest... he is right) But still, I thought it was funny coming from him.
I don't think he's all that intelligent, either.
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Damn dude, that's pretty harsh. You been dumped lately or something? I'm not a exactly a Beth fan, but if you think she's THAT busted, I'd like to see what you're hittin every night....
NUMASIA IS jg
Before you respond to my remarks, please remove your lips from Howard's butt hole where you are competing with his staff and Ralph for asshole sucking privileges.
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LOL...you're a funny guy bro. Maybe you should replace Artie...
NUMASIA IS jg
Thanks for appreciating my writing.
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Right.... And you are posting on a Howard site because????
Anyway, in response to Howard being ugly, I agree with one of the first posters. Howard isn't gorgeous, but I don't think he is ugly either. He is average. There is one picture though, that they used for promotion for Sirius, where he looks really really good. Of course the lighting and makeup they used I'm sure helped, but you could see the brilliant blue of his eyes and he looks really good.
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Good lighting and make-up can make anyone look good. He looks like an 80 year old Jewish woman to me.
You're right. There's nothing about him that is appealing to women - except the cayeesh.
He's getting that unmistakable look of a gargoyle that a lot of older men turn into as they age and as they leave their prime.
1You, know, those stone images put on the outside of gothic churches to scare away demons?