Robin Quivers started her talk-show tour on Fox's "Mike and Juliet" show, which will be followed up on Monday with a big appearance on "The View".

Normally I'd be excited about one of the Howard Stern staffers appearing on that show with those god-awful bitchy women, but it's probably going to be a duplicate of the time Beth Ostrosky guest-hosted. Elizabeth Hasselbeck will keep her mouth shut, while the other ones cater to the female audience, presumed to be haters. It will be something to the effect of, "How can you work with such a crass monster." To which Robin will explain that he's really a nice guy. Boo Hiss. Couldn't Robin get on Reege's show? At least Regis lives in Howard's building and Kelly has dined with the Sterns. It would be so much better.