Apr 21, '08
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I hate to be a buzz-kill, but I just don't get the Howard TV Bowling Beauties special. When Howard Stern announced the idea of girls in bikinis bowling, I thought it was a terrible idea, and now, on paper, it looks so much worse.

I know, I'm a straight chick. Maybe I don't understand the titillation of watching scantily clad girls bowling. At least with something like the Miss Howard Stern reality show, we got to watch a train wreck, and that's always entertaining. But bowling? Is that ever exciting?

I'd love to hear everyone's opinion of this special. Guys, is this something you want to watch? Ladies, how do you feel about it? This is the first time in awhile that I've felt somewhat disconnected from something the show is doing, and I'm wondering if I'm the exception.

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prs_fiend says:

Well, I'm a straight guy...and I think this is beyond stupid. I love beautiful women, but the chicks he's got lined up are all whores. All they have to offer are their looks, once they open their mouths, 9/10 becomes 2/10. Bowling isn't something you WATCH, it's something you PLAY.

No offense to any guys out there...maybe I'm way out of line...but my guess is only single, zit faced virgins or total sex deprived pervs would have an interest in this.

I can't even stand when he has these porn whores on the show. They bring NOTHING to the show except their sub-retard IQ's and their needy 'pay attention to me' attitudes.

Honestly, I think the reason why so many people have had a hard time accepting Stern is because he caters to these types of dufus stunts. It's so juvenile and annoying.

I just can't see any guy who gets laid on a regular basis having an interest in something so stupid. To the others...maybe Howard will have naked chess for you to jerk off to next. FUN!

posted April 21, 2008 at 03:17 pm PDT
Anonyjaya says:

Well, I'm a gay guy, so something like this usually doesn't interest me, except if there is some kind of exposition involved in which the girls are interviewed and their beauty somehow contrasted with what they say. Like you said, so many of this girls are bubble heads, yet there is something kinda funny about exposing that, about showing the world that underneath all that hotness is, well, nothing.

The better surprise, for me, anyway, is when a girl is really hot, seems like a total bim and then surprises you by sounding interesting, intelligent, and thoughtful.

Girls bowling in bikinis will serve two purposes. It will let the poor married guys with the fat nagging wife who he loves but can't really get it up for anymore, watch some hot chicks. And it will expose some of the essential stupidity of the heterosexual males penchant for thinking of women as nothing but sexual objects. It may not seem that way at first, and perhaps Howard doesn't even think of it that way, but it can and often does do that.

All in all, I usually find the hot chick segments to be boring on the show because hot chicks really are just boring when you don't want to put your penis in them, but sometimes they become interesting because Howard makes them do screwed up things that one must wonder at. After all, what kind of moron bowls in bikinis and high heels?

I think we know the answer to that, and it is kinda funny...

posted April 21, 2008 at 05:41 pm PDT
prs_fiend says:

Yeah, nothing about it gets me off. A chick has to have substance for me to develop an attraction.

Sadly, a lot of the hot chicks Stern pays attention to have nothing to offer a man other than their looks...and looks alone will only get you laid. There's a lot of other time to kill in a day after that.

So, in the end, the show offers people the opportunity to watch whores who can't bowl, bowl.

Go sell stupid somewhere else, I'm not buying.

Vodkaaaa...straight up....thank youuuuuuuuuu!

posted April 21, 2008 at 06:26 pm PDT
NUMASIA says:

Just as a concept, I can see why some people might find it funny, but just because of how ridiculous it is. I don't get Howard TV, but even if I did I wouldn't watch this. It's waaaay too predictable. In general, I hate it when Howard has "hot" bitches on the show. They are almost always beyond dumb, have absolutely nothing interesting or intelligent to say, not actually that hot in any real way, and are obviously all about themselves and disparately seeking Daddy, uh, I mean people, to kiss their ass for being "attractive". It's actually more annoying then any thing else. Every interview goes exactly the same, right down to the questions Howard asks. I usually just turn it down or change the channel. And if they get on the sybian or whatever, forget about it. I can't have that on at work....

I prefer when they just talk about current events or at least have a guest on thats interesting. Take a call from Eric the Midget or something and make fun of him for 20 minutes...that's way better radio...

NUMASIA IS jg

posted April 22, 2008 at 09:10 am PDT