Remember when Artie Lange told Richard Christy and Sal Governale that they wouldn't go anywhere in show business if they continued with the gay antics? Well, the stout one on the Howard Stern Show was certainly very wrong...at least in the case of Christy. He's bound to be a huge movie star after his cameo as a KKK guy in "Harold & Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay." Then again, what has Beetlejuice done since "Bubble Boy" apart from black, midget porn?