For a second, I fell for what looked like a legitimate blog post on the baby blog, Strollerderby, saying that Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky announced their plans of adopting a two-year-old child from Vietnam. The author, Brett Singer, even quoted Howard as saying:

"I admit that I've always wondered what it would be like to raise a boy. Now I'll finally be able to find out. Besides, I said I'd never get married again, and look what happened."

Yep, even I believed it until my brain could process how illogical this was. Howard adopting a baby...an Asian baby? No chance in hell. And that's why April 1 is so annoying. (Also, reading Singer's article about Madonna turning her back Kabbalahism because bar mitzvahs are too expensive made me a little suspicious!)