Howard Stern is a genius. He got George Takei to talk today about both masturbating and suffering from hemorrhoids (and getting advice from Howard about how to treat them with Baby Wipes.) Just a couple of years ago George got so pissed at the show for prank calling him. Now he rolls with it. That's why everyone loves him. He's on a class level above most guests, yet he will talk about anything. He has been such a find. If only he could make it in more often. Tomorrow will be interesting to see how George is around Brad. I doubt he'll be so open.