Whether the marriage ever takes place or it doesn't, Beth is made for life as she will be able to claim palimoney at the very least or at best, severance pay for being a common law wife.

What is going to be a bitch for Howard is if she manages to get pregnant. Then, he'll be tied to her for eighteen years of the child's life listening to someone that, trust me, he'll get bored silly with if it hasn't happened already. Honestly, she must be doing some fine tricks in the bedroom and the kitchen for Howard to put up with her twittering inanities I've heard her coming up with.

So far, he's done everything by the book. Like every aging man in public life that he's ridiculed in the past, he's done the very same blonde bim bit and made himself into a bit of a cliche.

As to the quality of the broad he's bought, he could have done a lot better dollar for dollar. This one has a very strange look, the Joker mouth, the long head, squinty crossed eyes like a wolfe's and a masculine jaw and though I looked for an adam's apple, I didn't see one.

Beth is not what you call a fashion model but more like a corn fed Sear's catalog model with her round shoulders and her general schlumpy image.

Nothing looks good on her. She buys the wrong clothes for her and takes what are probably expensive clothes and makes them look like Sears.

It will be interesting to see if she gets the baby she wants or the imported Vietnamese baby they're planning just like buying a pet. This was another point of ridicule Howard would make on his show of those who would go to third world countries to acquire children of other races. This is what happens when you have more money than God; you just don't know what to spend it on.