I'm getting so sick of skanky, diva chicks coming on the Howard Stern Show. They never fail to show their true evil colors. Take today, for instance. First Bree Olson wouldn't give JD Harmeyer a lap dance, huh? She's a pornstar, yet she won't do that! She would've made so many fans if she'd done that. People relate to JD being the underdog. Lost opportunity.

Then Erica Ellyson's take on Artie Lange's David Letterman debacle with girlfriend Dana Sironi was just ridiculous. She said that Artie was the one that blew her off, but she also said that she wouldn't do anything to Artie because he's in his 50's or some other such shit. Oh, but she'd do Teddy.

Nice boost for Artie and JD, the most miserable people on the show.