Mar 05, '08
Artie Lange should have told stupid Benjy Bronk to shove it up his ass. If someone gives you an iPhone with a one-year paid service, you use it! I didn't quite understand what the problem was. Did he already have a service so he couldn't break it and use that one? If so, he could have broken the service. It would have been worth it. Or was he just desperate for a new computer, and that's the only way he could afford it? Whatever it was a normal person would not have returned that gift. Howard Stern better never do the secret santa thing again. What a disaster.
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The whole Secret Santa thing is a delicate process. It only works amongst a group of civilized friends and colleagues. CIVILIZED.
This is the Stern crew. Come on.
"Barrrrump bum bum." --Scrooged
I guess that was sort of the point...that it was a group of uncivilized people and disaster was bound to ensue (that and Howard Stern was just being a lazy dick and didn't want to buy Christmas presents.)
They really are a screwed up bunch of people.
Artie is the most 'normal' guy of them all...and he's a 300 lb. heroin addict, alcoholic, gambler with a 5 o'clock shadow at 6 AM who's favorite word is 'fag'.
The rest of them are mental cases. Think about it. Howard, Robin, Fred, Benjy, Sal...WTF? They're all nutjobs.
Ok, Gary is actually a pretty normal guy, too. So, him and Artie...
I want to be Artie's friend, and I promise not to return any gift he'd ever buy me! lol
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Gary seems to be the only guy who has endured the fame and fortune, without becoming a dick. It's why I'm happy for him about the Friar's Club. They all made fun of him, but it is a big deal, yet he's still humble. He appreciates it!
Yeah, I wouldn't return the iPhone even if I did want a computer, and I wouldn't sell my $500 Barney's certificate. Sheesh. They are messed up.