Artie Lange should have told stupid Benjy Bronk to shove it up his ass. If someone gives you an iPhone with a one-year paid service, you use it! I didn't quite understand what the problem was. Did he already have a service so he couldn't break it and use that one? If so, he could have broken the service. It would have been worth it. Or was he just desperate for a new computer, and that's the only way he could afford it? Whatever it was a normal person would not have returned that gift. Howard Stern better never do the secret santa thing again. What a disaster.