Doesn't Artie Lange ever learn his lesson? He takes every down and out person on the show under his wing, and it always turns out bad. Think Jeff The Drunk and the Bleeding Deacons and even his loser bookie. He should stop with all of these good deeds. There is an exception, of course. Crazy Alice seems to be pretty appreciative of her trip to the Yankees store.

But...if Howard TV covers the weekend, it just may be interesting. Could be the best thing since Stuck on You.