Artie Lange needs to bump Nick DiPaolo or Dave Attell (not Jim Florentine or Baba Booey) so that Robin Quivers can go to Iraq or Afghanistan or wherever he's going. The Howard Stern Show audience cannot be denied access to hearing Robin's account of traveling to a hot, dry place where she's going to have to sleep in a tent and eat army food. She got to India and immediately turned around. This will be so much better. She won't be able to come home because she's committed to entertaining the troops. Come on, Artie. Make some room for the diva, Ms. Quivers. I have to hear about her misery.